Saturday, March 30, 2013

Shocking Corporate Secret Revealed!

The secret formula for Coca-Cola remains impregnable, locked away in a vault whose very location is known only to a hereditary caste of blind Tibetan monks whose tongues are cut out at birth.   But recently, our operatives have managed to retrieve the corresponding formula for Pepsi, from a safe in the office of the administrative assistant of the CEO (which also contained the AA's lunch, and whose combination turned out to be 1-1-1-1-1).  It reads as follows:

(1)  Start with a vat of Coca-Cola.
(2)  Add sugar.

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