The secret formula for Coca-Cola remains impregnable, locked
away in a vault whose very location is known only to a hereditary caste of blind
Tibetan monks whose tongues are cut out at birth. But recently, our operatives have managed to retrieve
the corresponding formula for Pepsi, from a safe in the office of the
administrative assistant of the CEO (which also contained the AA's lunch, and whose combination turned out to be
1-1-1-1-1). It reads as follows:
(1) Start with a vat of Coca-Cola.
(2) Add sugar.
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