Billy-Bob “Buck” Justice announces the Grand Opening of
Bubbah's Monster Grommet Barn
One-stop shopping for all your grommet-top-curtains-related needs!
Open 2 Serve U, 24 hours a week!
Payment is by the honor system:
Simply send us as much as you can afford, and add ten dollars for shipping.
Then we will ship you your own personal grommet whenever these shall become available.
Our motto:
Our motto:
A curtain without a grommet
is like a feminist without a bicycle
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So hurry! Act now before the FCC gets wind of this.
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