Sunday, August 5, 2012

IAS grants top honor to Dr Justice


The International Arachnophilic Society has awarded its coveted Medal of Magnificent Merit to Dr Justice  for his newest work of poetic genius -- already a classic -- the incomparable Spider Poem.    The award comes with a financial gratuity (rather an afterthought to the honor itself) of ten million dollars.


Dr Justice,  humbly receiving the coveted award

Said the President of the association:  “This is surely the finest poem on the subject of spiders  in the past five hundred years.”
“The past five thousand, “ the Chairman corrected, with emphasis.
The international consensus is that this masterpiece establishes past doubt, that the scala naturae has its feet planted firmly among spider-kind.

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