During the filming of the British series “The Prisoner”, and the American series “24”, there occurred a remarkable cinematic accident. Both shows melded in etherspace, and exchanged DNA. The resulting bastard was quickly hushed-up; but our operatives have managed to retrieve a snippet from the cutting-room floor.
Jack Bauer (calling in): “This is Jack.”
Number Two: “Ah! Mr. Bauer. A pleasure. It has been a bit of a bother trying to reach you. Are you quite all right, old sport?”
Jack: “Yeh, I’m fine. But all the members of the back-up team have been killed.”
Number Two: “Good, good, you’re fine; that’s the main thing. -- Pity about the back-up team; don’t worry, it will all sort itself out. -- So, do drop by my lodgings for a spot of torture -- I mean, tiffin-- eh?”
Jack [at a loss for words…]
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