As I sortied forth with the recyclables, the next-door front-lawn presented a spectacle of two amiable females, two generations apart.
I greeted grandma with what little Polish I know (she has taken charge while her daughter lies in childbed above), then turned to little Miss Marya. We exchanged well-bred greetings, and then she turned to a new topic.
“My clown-name is Honky,” she said, holding forth her polka-dotted dress as though by way of illustration -- as though it were a costume; which, for her, at the moment, it doubtless was. (After all, all our clothing is a costume for something.)
“Ah, yes!” I said, catching on. “That thing they do with the big red nose.”
“Like this,” she illustrated, squeezing her little button of one, and emitting, in her childish countertenor, more of a hink than a honk.
(Everyone should have a clown-name, I reflected. Un nom de clown. )
I asked how the newborn baby is doing. Her reply was matter-of-fact.
“He’s upstairs sleeping.” Then she added, as though dubious, with a bit of a frown. “He’s very … small.”
I nodded agreement: That’s the thing about babies.
“He doesn’t have a number,” she added; and, well, she had me there. I’ve been re-watching the British TV series “The Prisoner” (where Number Six bellows, “I am not a number -- I am a free man!”); but surely she cannot yet be so intertextual as that.
“He’s zero,” she explained; and added, “I’m four.”
No comments:
Post a Comment