Many among the Republican faithful have been disturbed at the recent meltdown of the Romney
campaign, resembling nothing so much as the downswirl of Turds in a Toilet-Bowl
©. Herewith an attempt to
reassure them.
Q: People have
been questioning our candidate’s foreign-policy experience. -- Well, not his
experience exactly, since he has none:
but his foreign-policy common-sense. There was his disasterous trip to London; his sinister trip to Israel; and his
unprovoked provocations of China and Iran, egging them on to trade-war or
war. What are we to say, when some
know-it-all Liberal throws this in
our face?
A: Remind them
that Mr. Mitford Romney has bulked up his diplomatic portfolio by becoming
Prime Minister of free and
independent Azawad.
Q: Are
Romney-Ryan actually Christian?
A: Mormons and
Ayn-Randers are considered to be “virtual Christians”.
Q: I can handle
Romney, awkwardness and all; but
his closest associates -- Sheldon Adelson, Donald Trump, and Marc Leder -- make
me physically ill. What ever shall
I do?
A: Take two
aspirin, and call me in the morning.
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