This morning’s New York Times … (we pause to let the
significance of that sink in…. New York
Times, get it? Northeastern
oligarchy?
Trilateral-Commission/Bieberbach-Group/Illuminati ???( [See Footnote
**]) --
the (as we say)
“Nyewww”…. “Yawwk” ….
“T-t-t-Times” this sunny
Sunday morning,
front-pages the following headline:
Strauss-Kahn Says Sex Parties Went Too Far, but Lust Is No Crime
(The Website buries the story and bowdlerizes the
headline; I am quoting from the
print edition.)
[**Footnote:
Sorry, we’re a bit behind on our conspiracy theory here. There is some sort of group, whose
names begins with “B”, and (as I recall) sounds vaguely Germanic, involving
various magnates including the senior George Bush; only, I have somehow misremembered it, because a quick
Wiki-check on the phrase "Bieberbach group" redirected me instead
to the following most-excellent article:
Indeed, in lieu of reading the rest of this, I urge you to
resign from this stupid society immediately,
join a monastery, and spend the rest of your alloted days studying math.
join a monastery, and spend the rest of your alloted days studying math.
But for those of us still stuck hier unten im Flachland, I continue with the
pasquinade.]
Anyhow. (Do you
have an erection yet?)
The Times writes -- and I quote! --
At L’Aventure, Mr. Strauss-Kahn and
a few friends gathered in a private basement club, carpeted in purple and black
tiger stripes, with a female Belgian
escort and Mr. Alderweireld’s companion, Béatrice Legrain, who recalled
that lunch in an interview.
She said that Mr. Strauss-Kahn,
energized by Viagra, had sex with the escort and then followed Ms. Legrain to
the bathroom, grabbing her and demanding sex. But she said she rebuffed him and
it “wasn’t a big deal.” Mr. Strauss-Kahn’s lawyer declined to comment.
Faithful readers of this site will immediately spot the cover-up. Names are named, in abundance, with one
single telling exception:
“a female Belgian
escort”
(!)
Could this lead-footed, mealy-mouthed, tin-tongued phrase be perhaps referring to the one we have more adequately
described (a tip of the cap to the WDJ wordsmithery) as
???
We refer to none other than
“the divine Aurélie”
known to stage and screen (and certain private back-rooms)
as Aurélie Delvaulx.
Why the coverup, “New” York Times ??!!! Too hot for U 2 handle ?????!????????
For exclusive coverage of this momentous phenomenon,
complete with never-previously-seen photographs proving the young lady’s, mm,
political importance,
click here:
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