Friday, October 26, 2012

Voters Demand a Pony !!


In an unanticipated late-breaking development, Professor Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize economist and op-ed blackbelt ninja, has announced his candidacy for the Presidency  with a stunning new socio-economic plan:

If describing what you want to see happen without providing any specific policies to get us there constitutes a “plan,” I can easily come up with a one-point plan that trumps Mr. Romney any day. Here it is:
=> Every American will have a good job with good wages.
=> Also, a blissfully happy marriage.
=> And a pony.

A … pony!  How cool is that?  He’s promising way more than those Republican and Democrat pikers.  So … on election day … 

=> Write in this name: <=
 >> Paul Krugman for President <<
“A Pony in every Pot”

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