I borrowed a book from the library, and learned a funny
thing: I no longer need to write
anymore, because everything I have to say
has already been said – in Rootabaga
Stories. (Mr. Sandburg wrote that.) Anything I ever have
thought or put to paper, it’s already right there in that book!
But people are that ornery, that most of them refuse to read
it, even though it’d do’m a power of good. So I reckon I’ll keep on writing.
So anyhow
here’s a story you might not know,
even though it really did happen.
This very morning, in fact.
WOODCHUCK TALES
(1) The Tale of the
All-scared Woodchuck
From the top of the hill, I perceive, at the bottom, the
telltale furry blur of a browsing woodchuck. He likewise perceives me, and, despite the distance, he
takes flight.
(2) The Tale of the
Not-scared Woodchuck
Yet
not ten minutes later, as I walk through the world, I come upon another,
suddenly, around a bend, and well within danger distance. But he does not make a break for
it. So I stop in my tracks, and
whisk off my hat, and wave it, and bow, and start making my patented
vegetarian not-gonna-eat-you sounds. He
considers, is satisfied, and resumes his browsing.
This
goes on for a while. I take a step
forwards; he considers; I pantomime universal peace between Man and Woodchuck;
and he goes back to browsing, eventually not even keeping me in his field of
view, occasionally even coming a
smidgen closer.
Bond,
bond, bond.
And
as heart-stopping climax to this suspenseful engagement – he leaves (with a
certain waddly dignity) his little patch of grass, and crosses the asphalt path
on which I’m standing, to reach (for reasons best known to his own furry self) the similar
little patch of grass on the yonder side.
I
now have a name for this particular woodchuck. I call him, “My Special Woodchuck Friend.”
(3) The Tale of the
All-scared Woodchuck, part II
On
the way back, I again encounter the first woodchuck, back at his browsing. This time I’m too quick for him: Before he can move a muscle – Off comes
the hat, on comes the Vegetarian Pacifist sound. Yet despite the utterly non-carnivorous tenor of my behavior
(though admittedly a tad eccentric), he quickly scuttles off.
I
think I’ll call this one “Mr. Scaredy-chuck.” See how he likes that!
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