Snowquester: the tragic aftermath

Millions of you followed our family’s travail, in excruciating detail (Doc, wifey, junior, sis, and our beloved dog, Spot), here:

STORM OF THE CENTURY BEARING DOWN ON THE MID-ATLANTIC SEABOARD

Thank you for your cards and letters.  Those of you who sent soup cans -- thanks, fine, no more soup now, we have enough soup.   Those of you who sent cash -- You’ve got the right idea!  Keep sending it, in small, non-consecutive, unmarked bills.  (Swiss francs only, please;  no dollars or pesos.)

But still there will be some of you, agonizing,  What more can we do ??!??!?

And the answer is:

BUY MY F*CKING BOOKS!!!