I was leafing through James Jeans’ classic book about the
physics of music, when suddenly this word formed in my mind:
“pitch-pipe”
It hung there in a sort of thought-balloon, while I gaped
and admired it.
Jeans himself had not used that compound as such, though
there was much talk of pipes and of pitches, which doubtless suggested it. Anyhow, the point is, it is a
word I heard frequently enough in childhood -- probably our kindergarten teacher used one, to lead our
little voices (which paid little
heed to rhythm and less to pitch) in such old favorites as “Oh Where oh Where
has my Little Dog Gone?” -- Enfin bref.
-- The point being, I have not heard this once-familiar word in over fifty
years, so far as I am aware.
Imagining it again was like a bite of the madeleine.
Now, my readership must by this point suspect that I am
truly graveled for matter, if I stoop to retrieve such a trifle as that. But hold your horses -- I am
coming to the point! The point is -- well actually, it’s a different point entirely, but it’s
a lazy Saturday morning and here we are -- the thing is, the nub, le hic,
is that Wikipedia has a quite engrossing article on this humble
instrument of my nursery days, which beginneth thus:
A pitch pipe is a small device used
to provide a pitch reference for musicians without absolute pitch.
Now, to put it that way is stunning, for those of us in the
ninety-nine percent. A real
musician’s inside-the-Beltway perspective, you might say, for lack of a better
metaphor. And in this
spirit, the Lexicography Division here at the World of Doctor Justice (roughly
half of the world’s lexicographers are employed in our own Genevan sweatshop) offers the following definitions:
encyclopedia: a
reference work in which people ignorant of the facts of the world can look them
up
socket wrench: a hand
tool for removing a nut from a bolt, used by those too enfeebled to simply
twist the thing off
scientific calculator:
a remedial instrument that calculates logarithms, cube roots,
trigonometric functions, etc., for those who are too dim to perform these
simple operations in their heads.
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