Those of you who have been following the saga are aware of the Justice/Massey “yacht plot”, best known to the public
in the following form:
Plan A
(1) Sell millions of books
(2) Buy a yacht
(3) World domination
Drs. Justice & Massey -- and this was before the sequester! |
Researchers in the archives have managed to uncover the following
back-up plan:
Plan B
(1) Win the lottery
(2) Buy a yacht
(3) World domination
and this one, even more fiendishly clever:
Plan C
(1) Discover pirate treasure buried in back yard
(2) Buy a yacht
(3) World domination
Unfortunately, Plan B is out, since we don’t gamble. The last one has possibilities … but
yet … we are so far from the sea …. ….. ………
And so, we return to the
following suggestion for our readers:
(1) Buy hundreds of copies of our books
(2) Carry them around with you in a rucksack
(3) When you encounter someone who is seeking the Meaning of
Life, hand them a copy, look into their eyes, and murmur: “This will make everything clear.”
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