Saturday, February 16, 2013

Scheinprobleme in der Pinguinologie

(I) Q:  Hamster-fanciers are all in a worrit -- which is the cutest li’l furball.  Do penguinologists face a similar problem?
A:  No.  We understand that, quâ  transitory incarnations of the Ur-Penguin in Platonic heaven, all penguins are cute-o-metrically equivalent.

(II) Q:  Which came first -- the penguin, or the egg?
A:  Why, the egg, obviously, as a local instantiation of the World-Egg, which in turn is subtended by the Perfect Platonic Sphere.
Then  from this  birthed-forth  an endless succession of Perfect Penguins.

Das Weltenei (artist's conception)

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(III)  Q:  Do penguins have souls?
A:  Of course.   (Very round and nice ones.)

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