With near unanimity, the public has voted in favor of the
following program:
(1) Have our cake.
(2) Eat it, too.
Today, the DNI made an uncharacteristically snarky comment; as connoisseurs of snarky comments, we
offer it to the discerning palate:
Clapper concluded with a sardonic
account of his job as captain of a leaky intelligence vessel, buffeted by what
he called a “perfect storm.” He said the agencies under his command, including
the National Security Agency, had to “throttle back” on some intelligence
collection “because we need to recover foreign intelligence partnerships and
commercial partnerships.”
“We are accepting more risk in this
country because of that,” Clapper warned. He offered a caustic mission
statement, which he repeated publicly Thursday: “We are supposed to keep the
country safe, predict anticipatory intelligence, with no risk, and no
embarrassment if revealed, and without a scintilla of jeopardy to privacy of
any domestic person or foreign person. We call that ‘immaculate collection.’ ”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/david-ignatius-we-underestimated-the-islamic-state-james-clapper-says/2014/09/18/f0f17072-3f6f-11e4-9587-5dafd96295f0_story.html
Officiant: All
in favor of “Immaculate Collection”, say “Aye”:
℟ : AYE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Officiant: All who actually understand the issues at stake, say “Yea".
℟: [silence in the room].
The Ayes have it. |
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