Quotes in Context: Murphy

Our sister blog, “Murphy Bros. Private Investigators”, likewise offers some food for thought.   Here are some of the two-fisted Private Detective’s  saltier one-liners; click on them to see the post they come from.

Y’know, me and Jack Bauer were having a couple of cold ones the other day -- no more than a couple, it’s not like the old days, we both gotta watch our waistlines now -- and he asked me how I liked retirement…

…you got that Desert of Sin, just like it says in the book: a blasted wasteland  stretching from East Horror  to West Hell.

"My man run out on me – the dirty rat.
I figure you can hunt him up for me.
I'll lay a C-spot on you for your time."

“O Murphy O Murphy, you’re a sinner man,

Tell me why do you sin so long?”

“The Lord made me free, and I ate from the Tree,

that I might know right from wrong.

So, bottom line: Don’t cuss; try not to do too much bad stuff; and for you married guys? — always leave the toilet seat down.

Latin is a language where good things happen.

For a dramatized selection of Murphy’s wisecracks about dames, click here:

 

“She’s a dame -- but that don’ t describe it.  I mean, your mother’s a dame, if it comes to that.  I mean a dame dame …”