We have just had word that a suspected entity in apparently China, though IP-spoofing misdirects to Taiwan, is about to hack this site.
Fortunately we have a mole in its upper structure, who reveals their nefarious plan:
They intend to post an unassuming-looking item, titled “Good To Eat”. To all appearances innocent, it will in fact be packed with subliminal messages hidden in steganography. And if anyone were to click on the link, they would instantly become robotic zombie mind-slaves, and passive sex-toys of beings too loathesome to describe.
DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK !
DO NOT READ THAT POST !!
IF IT SHOULD APPEAR ON YOUR COMPUTER, DESTROY THE CPU WITH A GIANT SLEDGE-HAMMER AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!
[This message brought 2 U by Citizens for a Better America. ]