Monday, March 26, 2012

Alert! Alert!


We have just had word that a suspected entity in apparently China, though IP-spoofing misdirects to Taiwan, is about to hack this site.
Fortunately we have a mole in its upper structure, who reveals their nefarious plan:

They intend to post  an unassuming-looking item, titled “Good To Eat”.  To all appearances  innocent, it will in fact be packed with subliminal messages hidden in steganography.  And if anyone were to click on the link, they would instantly become robotic zombie mind-slaves, and passive sex-toys of beings too loathesome to describe.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK !  
DO NOT READ THAT POST !!
IF IT SHOULD APPEAR ON YOUR COMPUTER, DESTROY THE CPU WITH A GIANT SLEDGE-HAMMER AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!

[This message brought 2 U by Citizens for a Better America. ]

2 comments:

  1. hi i work at walmart it sux how do i sign up to be a passive sextoy of these powerful coolsounding beings it cant be worse than what i do now.

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  2. Rodney is that U? come home this instant and take out the trash
    and by the way I found those magazines under your bed

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