Sunday, March 25, 2012

A Message from the LAPD

It is our sad duty to announce that one of our most valiant officers, Detective Roger Crispmann,  has died suddenly in a climbing accident  on Le Mont d’Or.   Our deepest sympathy goes out to his wife of many years, Laura.

Send money in lieu of flowers.  Small nonconsecutive bills.

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  1. This is so sad. Am short of funds right now (ever since Pa died, it's been hard), but am sending you several thousand aluminum pulltabs from “Dr Pepper” softdrink cans, left over from an earlier childhood cancer appeal.

    1. Ms Amanda AmandasonMarch 25, 2012 at 12:31 PM

      Lordy, Miss Minnie -- I mean Miss Ginnie --
      I too have thousands upon thousands of pulltabs -- mostly, though, from Diet Fresca (though they are hard to tell from the other kind, detached from their cans), gathered over a period of many years in aid of a dying hamster; who, however, before I could Fed-Ex them, ... died.
      If only you could point me to a worthy cause.
      I understand there is some sort of problem in Africa??

  2. Roger you bastard your not riggling out of this that easy its Ur turn to take out the garbage do it now you lazy bum and whose this “Laura” hussy anyway U creep …

  3. Need Ca$h Now ??
    Mortgage Ur Hamster !
    Details here: