Dr J here. I managed to escape from my captors but more on that later. This is just to reassure you that I am very much alive.
As for who is behind all this, -- you wouldn’t believe it if I told you.
Anyhow. I have assembled evidence that this whole thing is just a ruse, a sort of play-fake, to distract attention from the genuine centerpiece: the literary crime of the century, sparked by the literary find of the century, as documented in detail here:
and here:
For: The sole manuscript in existence of this remarkable poem -- in the original Latin, of course -- unique and absolutely pricesless, has recently vanished without a trace -- from a locked room !!!
Explain that, Mr Sherlock Holmes !
Elementary.
ReplyDeleteHey wait a minute… Dr J is *funny*, and you’re *not*.
ReplyDeleteWhat have you done with the real Dr J?
Where are you keeping him?