Forget it, folks, go home. The whole thing was just a big misunderstanding

Look, folks.  That entire business with the imaginary type-type-type Prufrock from Iowa, and the made-up imaginary website so-called “Reddit” (sp?  This isn’t even a word) and the conspiracy and the assassination blah-de-blah --- Dr Justice was just having you on.  All just a ruse to promote his stupid detective stories.    So give up and stop Tweeting about this, okay?

By an amusing coincidence, it turns out that Dr Justice was in fact slain earlier this morning, but the incident had nothing whatever to do with the half-cocked conspiracy scenario presented in the earlier posts.  Apparently just some random drive-by.

-- Melvin “Q” Spelvin, official coroner