Sunday, March 25, 2012

DoD Denial


The Department of Defense wishes formally to deny the allegations made in a recent unauthorized leak:


No -- not “leak”;  of course we mean fantasy.  Contrivance.  Made up out of whole cloth.

Anyhow, the rogue unit of DARPA that initiated the program in question  has been terminated;  or rather, it never existed in the first place.  Nor does “DARPA”.  Well okay there is a “DARPA”, but it stands for the “Decatur, Alabama, Retired Parents Association”, which does not engage overtly in chemical warfare of any sort.

As for the pseudonymous leaker, “Dr Justice”, we understand that he has been taken care of.  (Caveat:  The Department had nothing to do with it.)


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4 comments:

  1. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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  2. “The Man in the Green Hat”March 25, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    Nice try, DoD; nobody’s buying it.
    I have just one word to say in refutation of that tissue of lies:
    *Tychonoff*.

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    1. You're lying, you dog.
      I know you, and your hat is bright blue.

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    2. I like t--- No! Mr Big -- No!!!
      I wasn't gonna - - - ...................

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