The award-winning nightly program “All Things Considered” ®, in an attempt to track the latest media sensation, called up half a dozen or so of the leading experts on the Riemann Conspiracy, only to discover that, disappointingly, all of them have been murdered. Naturally we had planned to give equal time to those who maintain that no such conspiracy has ever existed or ever will exist, and that in any event the DoD is definitely not involved; yet by a funny coincidence, these too have vanished.
Still, tune in as NPR brings you the very latest coverage from the endlessly fascinating Republican Presidential Primary, with up-to-the-minute poll standings for every candidate except R*n P**l; followed by re-runs of “Car Talk”, re-re-reruns of "Prairie Home Companion", and the usual appeals for your support.
Oh -- and the Riemann Conspiracy? It’s probably nothing.
In refutation of that pitiful whitewash, let me state that, as the world’s expert on the Tychonoff Project (cover name: the Riemann Conspiracy), I am still very much alive. However, Mr. Big is paying me more that you-all could ever dream of, so I have switched sides.
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