Saturday, August 10, 2013

Crucial Things to Know before your Trip to the North Pole

The main things to know about  are Polar Bears.   Read and memorize  the following key points:

[1]  They’re big.
[2]  They’re furry.
[3]  They lumber.

Also, they are mostly very friendly;  but it is possible to run into one who is having a bad day, so do not poke or provoke them  (vide point [1]).
Remember -- Polar Bears are our friends!   So let’s keep it that way.

Hyperboreal Travel Advisory

Whenever trekking in arctic regions, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for snow-bunnies.
You won’t see any, because they’re invisible;  but you never know.

Have a safe trip !

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