The main things to know about are Polar Bears. Read and memorize the following key points:
[1] They’re big.
[2] They’re furry.
[3] They lumber.
Also, they are mostly very friendly; but it is possible to run into one who
is having a bad day, so do not poke or provoke them (vide point [1]).
Remember -- Polar Bears are our friends! So let’s keep it that way.
Hyperboreal Travel Advisory
Whenever trekking in arctic regions, be sure to keep your
eyes peeled for snow-bunnies.
You won’t see any, because they’re invisible; but you never know.
You won’t see any, because they’re invisible; but you never know.
Have a safe trip !
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