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two hundred tons of blank immensity immobile and alone
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Note: The reason these things are labeled “versions” is that they are all instantiations of the original Urmobystich or Moby-Archistich. In the spirit of Minimalism, we would not wish to devote more than one single monostich to the subject of Moby Dick; he himself would wish it no otherwise. In the ideal Mobystich Acquisition Device, there exists but a single monostich; yet by Symmetry Breaking, this gets framed differently on different days. These are, you might say, contextually conditioned mobyphones deriving from a single basic monosticheme.
[For the pronunciation of that last, $500 word, click here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/11/orthoepy-of-monostich.html
Once you have mastered it, simply walk into any singles bar
(provided you are single; offer void where prohibited)
and utter those plangent syllables.
Never again need you spend the night alone. ]
[For the pronunciation of that last, $500 word, click here:
http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/11/orthoepy-of-monostich.html
Once you have mastered it, simply walk into any singles bar
(provided you are single; offer void where prohibited)
and utter those plangent syllables.
Never again need you spend the night alone. ]
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